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Saturday, August 29

Kalau Gastrik, Sila Jangan Puasa, Ok?

Kisah benar tetapi diolah ikut suka hati aku.


Berjantina wanita kedua-dua A dan B.
Si A beragama Hindu
Si B pula Islam, berpuasa di bulan Ramadhan.

Berbeza agama, tapi si A dan si B boleh gelak-gelak sama.
Jarang berjumpa, tapi kalau berjumpa boleh layan borak.


Di suatu pagi di bulan ramadhan, si A dan B berjumpa.


A: How are you, dear?
B: Feeling great. You?
A: I'm ok.


A:How was your puasa? How's your gastric? Still can puasa?
B: I'm surviving, dear. Buka puasa have to eat rice. Or else i'll die. Hahahaha
A: (gelak-gelak). Same goes to me. Cannot tahan if tak eat rice.
B: U doesn't eat that much, kan. See your badan. Skinny.
A: Hey. I ate a lot. Hahaha.


Si B masih ingat.
Dulu masa duduk bilik berdekatan di kolej, si A adalah supplier ubat gastrik untuk si B.


A: We are lucky because our gastric tak teruk sangat. Ada orang smpai muntah-muntah
B: Ya la. Lucky i can still puasa. If not, u have to buy me nasi during lunch time. Hahaha
A: Hahaha. I can buy u nasi. No worries. Hahahaha. But can simply-simply tak puasa?
B: Cannot simply tak puasa. Have to have reason. Gastric is the most reason la.


Tetiba si C menyampuk.

C: Ko gastrik? Macam tak pecaya je.
A: U better believe.



B: Ada jugak yang bukak puasa dengan selipar jepun kang.

Soalan:
Kenapa? Orang gemok tak leh gastrik ke?
Mama aku selamba je gastrik.

Eh eh..mama tak gemok.. mama mantap je.. Hehehe

15 komen:

aim-a said...

hehehhee..pose tak neh??? :P

+h.a.z.e.r.i.n+ said...

aim-a.
ehem ehemmm... sape yg tak pose ni???

{lumut} said...

hahaha..
blog aku kat boys dowh..
ape yg buatkan kau igt aku laki ni weh?nk gak aku tau..hehe

Jard The Great said...

huahuahua....

fairuz said...

hahaha...ade je alasan kau taknak puasa kan...tapi murtabak nak plak tu...muahahahaha

Monkey D Luffy said...

kacau daun jer si C tu

Firol said...

Boleh..ni geng aim-a la ni..... cube yg termampu..kalau sakit dah luar kemampn nak tahan pandai2lah

zonaku said...

heheheehheeee.. sila cuba minum susu campur kurma.. rujuk : http://dikja.blogspot.com/2009/08/1st-puasa.html

moga berjaya!
syukur aku x kene penyakit ni walau aku byk hidup ngan painkiller

. p i s e y . said...

gastrik membunuh okeh!
haha.
alhamdulillah.
pose2 xdek teruk sangat kene.

PeDoT said...

sumbat ja selipar tuh...

+h.a.z.e.r.i.n+ said...

lumut.
entri2 ko.. mcm laki je yg tulis. tak ke?? ok.. tak. nnt2 la aku ubah.



jat.
apa? apa? jeles?



apai.
murtabak tu ko hutang aku, junior. aku ni senior ko yg baik hati, kan??

+h.a.z.e.r.i.n+ said...

kapten.
memang pun!


firol.
leh tahan lg setakat ni.


zonaku.
wahh..tenkiu.


pisey.
sama la, kan??


pedot.
anak org..kang ngadu kt mak plak

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